Hi, I'm Phil

And I just got a job here

So I need a place to live stat!

But not just any place!

I'm looking for the best (most optimal) spot in this great city

Which should be simple considering my huge budget

(See note)

Note: After living on mere pennies in SouthEast Asia, Phil received his first paycheck in 15 months and now believes he is rich even though by SF standards he's just average

Another note: I stole that image from the interwebs

For more info about myself (i.e. your potential housemate), feel free to explore the intricacies of this site

...while riding on the back of a motorcycle... with a beer

I don't actually have this much time, but whatever, it was fun