• As a child I chose the Miami Dolphins as my favorite football team because I really liked whales and there wasn’t a team with a whale as a mascot. Disney, help me out here. The Aneheim Free Whillies?
  • I was homeschooled til 10th grade when I broke on the public high school scene as awkward as could be
  • Roller Coaster Tycoon captured my imagination as a prepubescent boy
  • I eat copious amounts of Pepperidge Farm Goldfish
  • I own a 1971 Dodge Challenger. One headlight is currently dysfunctional. Truth.

“R” stands for “Really Strong”